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The
baby polar bear asks his nan "what kind of animal am I?", you're
a polar bear darling she says. he asks his grampy and his daddy too, then
he asks his mum, Mum "what kind of animal am I,"? you're a polar
bear my darling, Are you sure he asks why says mum, Because I'm bleeding
cold!
Q:
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter.
A: A little (h)otter thanks
A: A little (h)otter thanks
A
man follows a woman out of the cinema with a dog on a lead. He stops her
and says "Sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your
dog was really into the film. He cried at all the sad parts, fidgeted
during the boring parts, and most of all, he laughed like crazy at the
funny parts. Don’t you find that unusual?" "Yes," she replied, "I find
it very unusual... He hated the book!"
Thousands
of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten
this.
Where
do shellfish go to borrow money ? To the prawn broker !
Why
do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work !
When
is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !
What
happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
What
has four legs and an arm? A happy pit-bull !
What
do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
Why
did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens
foot !
Where
does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ? Anywhere it wants to !
